I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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