Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
send nudes
from the living room?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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