Duck Duck Cougar?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
