and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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