school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Randomize
