Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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