i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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