running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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