Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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