New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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