OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
