i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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