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You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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