I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
So apparently I’m into choking now
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