Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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