Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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