I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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