Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize