Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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