You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Im just a social blackout drinker.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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