I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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