i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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