Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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