I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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