And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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