Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
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