I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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