Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
my liver is dry heaving
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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