Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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