While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
