is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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