i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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