I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Randomize