yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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