It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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