I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
