I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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