Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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