doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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