Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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