I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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