I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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