I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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