If that was your dad, he is hot
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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