Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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