More tranny stories later!
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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