Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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