i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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