Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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