Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Boobs are out for the taking
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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