so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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