Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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