Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
And the cops told us we were all naked.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
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