if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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