cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
my nose is crying tears of wow.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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