Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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