I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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