I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Randomize
